After an unpredictable storm system delayed the Ruiz Commission’s court-approved exhumation of the presidential gravesite at Beaulieu Hills Cemetery in Turner Falls last week, America finally has an answer to the question that has riveted the nation since the first GOP presidential debate back in August: who, if anyone, is buried in the grave marked for President Rudy Ruiz?

By now, of course, y’all know the answer — unless you’ve been living under a rock buried even deeper than Rudy Ruiz’s capacious casket. (If so, I’m more than a little jealous.)