Popping in for a short, quick post today with some breaking news: We finally have a ruling in the federal case concerning the exhumation of Rudy Ruiz’s remains (or, he claims, the lack thereof). Late this afternoon, the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that congressional investigators for the Ruiz Commission will indeed be allowed to take a look inside Ruiz’s grave to determine whether the man who claims to be the deceased former POTUS is a fraudster or, in fact, actually a resurrected, (and possibly current) POTUS.

President Ashleigh Grantham’s Department of Justice issued a press release shortly following the ruling’s release, saying it wouldn’t continue to challenge the matter, “as we have no interest in further prolonging the search for the answers that Americans deserve.” The Grantham Administration went on to say that the president is “confident” the Ruiz Commission will find “the sadly deceased president exactly where he is expected to be: in eternal repose.”