Last night, formerly deceased President Rudy Ruiz took the stage at the national GOP debate in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, claiming to be the first person billionaire-backed biotech company RevTech has ever successfully treated with…

While a federal judge considers President Ashleigh Grantham Jr.’s petition to keep the congressional commission investigating President Rudy Ruiz’s death (and supposed resurrection) from exhuming the contents of Ruiz’s grave here in Gallum…

Popping in for a short, quick post today with some breaking news: We finally have a ruling in the federal case concerning the exhumation of Rudy Ruiz’s remains (or, he claims, the lack…

After an unpredictable storm system delayed the Ruiz Commission’s court-approved exhumation of the presidential gravesite at Beaulieu Hills Cemetery in Turner Falls last week, America finally has an answer to the question that…

It was only a matter of time before a notable post-Ruiz-exhumation death really razzed up the Very Online contingents. Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell’s second public ~ episode ~ a few weeks ago inspired…